Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Tie One On

There are two people in New York State who wear bow ties. One of them is the goofball on this billboard along 787 ---and the other is Chris Callaghan. Well, nobody's perfect. Since I have a hard time imagining imperious, arrogant Alan Hevesi rubbing elbows with folks at the New York State Trappers Convention, the choice today seems pretty clear.

Unless you're Bill Nye or wearing a tuxedo, there's no better way to make yourself look like a buffoon.