Wednesday, October 18, 2006

That's A Fact, Jack

I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.I couldn't read this and not think of John Sweeney:
Bill Murray created a small sensation in the Scottish town of St. Andrews, joining Scandinavian students at a late-night party and even helping to wash the dishes, a newspaper reported Sunday.
There are some differences between this and Sweeney's frat party visit, of course. For one thing, Bill Murray is really funny. And Bill Murray got where he is by being talented and hard-working. And Bill Murray is cool. John Sweeney? Well...He could probably get you into DiCarlo's without having to pay the cover charge.