Clan Of The Cave Beer
This powerful marriage of cherries, roasted malts, and dark chocolate will only achieve more wisdom and coherence as it broods in the dark recesses of your cellar.You, on the other hand, will become less wise and coherent, which is the whole idea. The event costs $20, and for those not content to drink, offers a menu including "cheese fondue, potato pancakes, beer-boiled shrimp and Fly Creek Cider Mill's Cave-Aged Cheddar."
Don't smack your head; that's one of the dangers of speleo-drinking. Or would that be speldrunking?