Open and Shut Nut Case
In a news conference yesterday, Senator Joe said that his 5 foot 10, 110 pound granddaughter has been undergoing treatment for anorexia for the past five or six years. Jeez, grandad, is nothing private any more? What Bruno didn't mention is that the young lady ran off with a man suspected of being a pimp. Can't Joe get this girl a State job?
I'd say it's time for all our readers to do something nice to make Ms. Bruno feel better. Here's an idea: send her a box of delicious Drake's Cakes care of the Senator's office. The address is:
Senator Joseph L. BrunoI've always had a weak spot for the Funny Bones, myself.
Room 909 Legislative Office Building
Albany, NY 12247