You're Livin' Small and Playin' to Lose
The come hither model has now been replaced with more normal looking people as the gambling hall continues trying to shed its seedy harness track pedigree. One visit to the place is all it takes to ruin the magic. You want truth in advertising? Replace the girl in the red dress with my mother in a purple velour sweatsuit.
Remember: If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, please call for 24-hour assistance at: 1-800-437-1611. My problem is I keep losing.