Friday, May 05, 2006

Morning Radio Roundup

This week's stupidest press release came from The River:
ALBANY - The River Morning Crew with Randi and Tred will broadcast live outside The River Studios located at Riverhill Center, 1203 Troy-Schenectady Road on Friday, May 5th at 7am as they attempt to make the Capital Region's Biggest Burger! Randi & Tred will be starting off the Barbecue Season by attempting to cook a 20 pound burger!
What will those wacky morning teams think of next? Cover this story and I will personally come to your newsroom and beat you with a spatula.

Big Changes at FLY 92: Candy and Potter are leaving for a gig at WLNK, Charlotte. What the hell will we do without the special magic that Candy and Potter brought to Capitaland radio? Anybody? Anybody? Bueller?

The Wakin' Up With the Wolf Show wants all you truckers out there to stay off the road May 15 to protest fuel prices. Everyone else can help by not purchasing any gas. Buy all the fuel you want on May 14 and May 16, but not May 15. That should show the oil companies.

Finally, Heidi Kelly, newscaster on WROW's Paul Vandenburgh Show, had this to say about convicted terrorist Zacharias Moussaui:
He's the scum that scum scrapes off its shoe.
She must have overslept the day they taught about objectivity at the New School.