Friday, April 07, 2006

Get Me a Phony Picture, Stat!

Why bother shooting real photos when you can order them up from a stock photo house?How much do I love you? I love you so much that I climbed into a dumpster to find this copy of Wednesday's Record ---all because I didn't want you to miss this ridiculous stock photo that they used on the cover. What hospital is that? General Hospital? Wow! I didn't realize that General Hospital is in Troy. Would you like a better look? Maybe a close up of the models in the picture?

Remember: Dumpster diving. That's how much I love you.