Eternal Sadness of the Alleged Lizard Stomper
Jerome Green was arrested by police in Amsterdam for allegedly killing a pet lizard that belonged to his roommate's son. We may never know if he was overcome with grief over being arrested, or for the violent death of the reptile in question. According to the Times Union, police say that Green:
Threw the animal onto the kitchen floor, repeatedly stomped on it, and then threw it on the roof of the building.The suspected lizard stomper is charged under Buster's Law, the only thing Jim Tedisco has ever accomplished in the State Assembly. Before getting elected minority leader, that is.