You've got to feel for Siena College spokeswoman Janet Gianopoulos, who found herself in the unenviable position of explaining Siena's new no fluids policy
. The college has banned the public consumption of beverages on campus; This means no bottles of water, no cups of coffee, no cans of soda. Nothing. "Safety first, that's what it's all about," she told the Times Union
I would advise Gianopoulos to brace herself. The school's stupid solution to on-campus drinking(of alcohol) is about to make them the laughing stock of America. Editor's advisory:
Beware the stampede of local TV reporters charging over to Siena to get a piece of this.