Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Not a Drop to Drink

You've got to feel for Siena College spokeswoman Janet Gianopoulos, who found herself in the unenviable position of explaining Siena's new no fluids policy. The college has banned the public consumption of beverages on campus; This means no bottles of water, no cups of coffee, no cans of soda. Nothing. "Safety first, that's what it's all about," she told the Times Union.
I would advise Gianopoulos to brace herself. The school's stupid solution to on-campus drinking(of alcohol) is about to make them the laughing stock of America.

Editor's advisory: Beware the stampede of local TV reporters charging over to Siena to get a piece of this.