Thursday, August 18, 2005

Sounds Like...

This from John Gray's Wednesday column in The Record, pointing out the differences between real life and TV:
On TV shows, they always have that one jerky reporter practically tackling the grieving mother, screaming, "How do you feel?" I don't know a single reporter who would ask such a callous, stupid question to someone in a moment of pain. Well, maybe one, but I won't name her here, but her name sounds like... oh, never mind.
Hmmmm...let's see...Rudy Blanders? Sandy Janders? Hooty Panders?

SPEAKING OF THE RECORD: Someone emailed to tell me that the paper would soon go tabloid ---in it's design, not it's content. Stay tuned.