Judging by the size of these guys, you could put a piano on a plate and it wouldn't last more than a few seconds. But when it comes to feeding an entire team, the menu might need a few more pages. One guy could be allergic to cheese. Maybe the quarterback is a vegetarian.Whoa, time out! What are we saying here, that Eli Manning is a vegetarian? Personally, I prefer my quarterbacks to be meat-eaters ---lest we get into the whole carnivores chasing down the herbivore thing.
The most famous New York QB ever, Joe Namath, has turned to the vegetarian lifestyle; I hear it leaves more room for alcohol.