Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Hello Mudder, Hello Fodder

Dark day blues? It's probably too late for a tee time or an appointment at the Roosevelt Spa, but you can always get into the National Museum of Racing and head downtown for a little lunch. Then: Did someone say Racino?

And here's a tip: Don't call in sick, show up at work for an hour and go home sick. That way, instead of looking like a slacker, you look dedicated and it's not lying. After all, how much of a stretch is it to say you feel sick at work?